To the Moon DeFi Project Template

How to handle your first AMA and pump your project ( a parody )

Host: Please introduce your project

DeFi Team: We are revolutionizing the decentralization of DeFi with the world’s first ever financial liquidity hyperverse inversion contracts on the blockchain.

Host: Wow, that sounds amazing! Can you explain what that does?

DeFi Team: It does everything and nothing simultaneously. I know, it is hard to believe, but once you get your head wrapped around it, it is all FOMO baby!

Host: I’m starting feel a bit of FOMO already! Exciting! Exciting!
So, before we get to the details, we want to insure investor trust. Has your team been KYC’d?

DeFi Team: We have chosen to do the highest level KYC in the industry. Our KYC was performed by a top secret firm with a proprietary KYC process which ensures the highest degree of trust available. It couldn’t be more transparent.

Host: Amazing! So is the KYC public?

DeFi Team: Yes, it is publicly known that we have KYC’d. However, to protect the security of our project, the investors and our clients, we are under strict NDA with the KYC firm to not disclose any details. This is our Certificate of Trust issued by the firm.

Host: That’s fantastic. I feel like I have known you my entire life already! Take all my money already! LOL!

DeFi Team: Yes, trust is so important to our team and project. That is why we are doing everything to ensure the utmost confidence in our abilities. We want to be very careful with the terms and language we use to describe opportunities with our project.

Host: Please, tell me more!

DeFi Team: Certainly! We want to stay away from problematic nebulous uncertain terms such as investments, funds, deposits or really anything that might be remotely legally binding. Therefore all opportunities with our project will be known as Experimental Sacrifices.

Host: Outstanding, I can tell this team is committed for the long game.
So how does your project generate revenue for the investor?

DeFi Team: We feel we are light years ahead of anyone else that is in this space. We have blurred the lines between the investor and the revenue to the point it becomes indistinguishable. Most will not understand how powerful this concept is, but from the inside our team is fully aware of the potential.

Host: Fascinating, so can you tell us what is the source of utility?

DeFi Team: Absolutely! Our utility comes from our patent pending Perpetual Money Motion Machine. Money goes in and money comes out. It literally generates money from money in an infinite loop self powered by its own money generation. Here is a diagram …

Host: That is simply pure genius! Has the project been audited?

DeFi Team: In order to have the most intimate and thorough audit possible we have decided to audit ourselves. We believe this is a standard the rest of the industry simply can not meet. Why would you have a 3rd party perform an audit when nobody knows your project better than yourself? It is really all about ensuring quality and trust.

Host: Indeed! What can you tell us about expected results?

DeFi Team: Yes, using our hyper liquidity fund stabilized optimizer we can guarantee stable results. Unless someone turns it off, but who would do that? LOL.

Host: Excellent, so how does one get involved in your project?

DeFi Team: Simply go to our discord and we will walk you through the simple 51 step whitelist process which will qualify you to be added to the whitelist by random draw.

Host: Sounds great. So what benefits do the whitelist members get that everyone else will not?

DeFi Team: Money.

Host: Nice, that sounds completely fair. But what is the benefit for those who join on public launch?

DeFi Team: Hope! We are offering hope to those that join on public launch. We feel this hope of becoming wealthy will make their lives substantially better for a small period of time. It is our way of giving back to the community if only temporary. Their spirits will be lifted by watching all the content creators who whitelisted, skipping the simple 51 step process, and are making tons of profits from our project.

Host: I am very happy to see this project is thinking of everyone. In what form is revenue distributed?

DeFi Team: I’m sure you have heard of rebase tokens? Yes? Well, we have a novel new baseless token.

Host: Why baseless?

DeFi Team: It is baseless, as in there is no reason for it to exist. We could send you a well established coin; however, we find it is a useful tool for our project in the event we need to manipulate the market for our token.

Host: Well, I’m very impressed. Thanks for this AMA. Once I receive that whitelist spot I will be pumping this non-stop!

DeFi Team: Absolutely! Thank you very much!